Slowly, but surely, the ice will melt; we mortals cannot claim authorship through something like the imagined politics of global warming. The warmth comes soley because of the turning of the earth, authored by God from the foundations of the world. His plan brings life, both seasonally and eternally, and it is in our best interest to seek diligently for those blessings.

In other words, I'm definitely moving away from Michigan to some place where spring actually exists, and where I won't wake up the day after my wife's birthday to a foot of snow.